Selfish egomaniac Donald Trump destroyed his own Reality Television franchise and now he’s doing everything he can to stop celebrity-turned-businesswoman Lindsay Lohan from succeeding with her new program “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club,” the “after the show” episode of which airs tonight at 9 p.m. opposite you-know-who.
So yes, right after you watch the Premiere Episode and “get a taste of the summer ahead as Lindsay and her creative partner Panos handpick a team of nightlife professionals from the U.S. to head up the Lohan Beach House in Mykonos” and are ready for some juicy après-show action, President No-Wall is going to try and harsh your mellow. Don’t fall for it, stay put on MTV.
Why didn’t he deliver his Border Crisis address yesterday, if it’s such a crisis? Because last night, he would have been trying to pry prime-time TV viewers away from the NCAA football championship game. Our President has run out of Generals and has woefully underestimated his opponent. Lindsay Lohan isn’t afraid of a little competition.
